Central Uster is 11 minutes from Zurich, is planning a Western featuring ponies, is concerned about your midlife crisis and is facing our cross-examination.

The Neumarkt Theatre longs for Anne-Marie Blanc, has recently taken to speaking French, knows the theatre’s future and faces our questioning.

ZW focuses on the future, believes in love and irrationality, would like to see more ‘dirt’ in District 5, and faces our interrogation.